At least once a week, someone on a video call comments on how unhappy my plant looks.
“My plant,” I reply, “is fine. It was perfectly happy earlier. It’s pretending. I’ll prove it. Look.“
Tell me you miss the pub without telling me you miss the pub
Drawn from a photo. Evenings killed: 3.
2020 in a nutshell
Nailed it.
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